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Years ago, when I used to take the train to school and back, one day I witnessed a very interesting situation that I hold as the best memory of my train days.

The line I used to go to school was relatively new, especially the stations closer to here – they were very clean and had music playing all the time. The trains almost matched the stations, but were harder to keep in good shape, I believe. None the less, most of them had music playing all the time.

I eventually learned the music played depended on the conductor. First I noticed the songs were always in the same order, later that each genre matched each voice (from the conductors announcing each station). By the end of a year, I knew rather well what songs played, and sometimes in what order.

One day, however, perhaps because the conductor was tired of playing the same CD over and over, on came a song I had never heard on the train before. Two late-teen guys standing nearby started to comment on it.

“What a weird song. Look at the instruments, it’s crazy.”
“Yeah, and the guy’s voice, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone sing like that. Nuts.”
“Nuts is right. What’s the conductor on today? What kinda music is that?”

The dialog went on like that for a few more lines, until it was interrupted by one of the most incredible (in the sense of being unable to believe) people I have ever seen. A black man, around sixty, slightly fat, wearing a hat.

“Show some respect. That’s B.B. King, master of Blues.”

Precisely that, “That’s B.B. King, master of Blues.”, in a rough voice of slightly fat black man in his sixties, straight out of a park in some famous city in the United States, where he sits during autumn afternoons and shares his taste and knowledge of the good music – Blues, Jazz, Soul, “your rock’n'roll came from this” – with anyone willing to listen to him and his outstanding collection of vinyl records, and maybe play a match of chess to pass the time. If he had not said it in Portuguese, I would have been sure it was a scene from some movie about the theme playing in a big screen on a train for gods know what reason. But it was an actual man, two stations from here; not a character in a movie, not someone in the Central Park or Jackson Square: just a guy in a train I was on, trivially standing there as I waited to get to school.

I have very few complaints about my time riding the train to school. This event made most of them quite worthwhile.

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Adendo ao comentário sobre o Rio de Janeiro: o Rio também tem Iraque, Afeganistão e coisas do tipo: ficam mais perto e são chamados popularmente de “morros”.

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About a month ago I heard the theme song for Xena: Warrior Princess on the radio. It seemed like an extended version of the opening song without the narration. I am still impressed.

Today I saw a car with a spiral staircase on top. It was quite hilarious.

Also about a month ago I found out that cockroaches throw up. I saw it happening. This is one piece of knowledge I would wholeheartedly prefer not to have.

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Half of the major problems in the world are direct consequence of Communism and/or Islam. The other half is ignorant people being exploited by the less ignorant (this is not Capitalism, by the way). Ecology problems are excepted.

O Rio de Janeiro é um micro-EUA: os americanos enxergam o mundo dividido em estados, Alaska e Havaí um pouco mais longe, e sabem que existe algo chamado Europa onde moram vários tipos de gente estranha; os cariocas enxergam o mundo em bairros, mais Niterói e Angra dos Reis, e sabem que existe algo chamado São Paulo em algum lugar onde moram vários tipos de gente estranha.

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Sean Howard (better known as Squidi, here), today (probably gone tomorrow, unfortunately):

I don’t want to be a guy whose job is that vast empty space between sleep and that hour or two a night where I engage in a hobby which is the true me – the me that didn’t grow up and bitter. I don’t want to wall myself off in the garage during weekends and play with my model train set. I want to play with my model train set all the time.I guess some people might see that as immature. These are the people who give advice like you’ve got to do your homework before you watch tv. They believe that life is this thing you live in your free time between the thousands of hours of mind numbing crap. It’s not. It shouldn’t be.

Period.

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Unlike I expected, Last.fm is not completely abandoned yet, but it has bothered me somewhat so far. The first few times I tried to listen to it, I picked “female vocalists” for lack of a better idea and because a big portion of what I like is sung by girls, I realized recently. Last.fm then presented me with Ramones, Bee Gees and a number of other bands and singers I was quite sure were male. I guess you can never tell these days – something I learned from Venus and Serena Williams, I admit.

Seeing as Last.fm’s choice of female vocalists was a bit broad, I gave it some thought and decided to pick a specific band – in this case, Rush. Last.fm played everything but Rush. It gave me rap and hip-hop but it did not give me Rush!

So I diligently went to their website, found the page for Rush, clicked the little button that clearly embodies the idea of “click me to listen to this particular song or band” and at last it played some Rush! For a whole 21 seconds. Then it just stopped completely and forgot its purpose is to serve me with music. If I hit the Play button again it would just play something at random; if I tried the button on the site it would play another 21 seconds and stop again.

I expected I would not touch Last.fm for lack of interest. Contrary to my strongest beliefs, however, I keep going back to it – and being disappointed. Surely, the randomness it presents can be quite interesting – right now it is playing a song called “Day Six: Childhood” by Ayeron, something I had no idea existed, and it is sounding great. But I wanted female vocalists, I wanted Rush, and it did not give me that!

I was going to write about a quirk of Portuguese language I find quite interesting but forgot about it because the music got in the way. Some people say they can get nothing done without music and give me funny looks, “Are you from the planet Geborigeru or something?”, when I say music just distracts me. It is thereby proven.

On the other hand, Rozen Maiden is not disappointing me at all.

(Wow, Last.fm is playing Rush. It had to go through Depeche Mode and Snoop Dogg and over a dozen completely unrelated songs before getting to it.)

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